You know, like:
Mckay + Sheppard = McShep
Chair + Beckett = Checkett
But Smallville fandom, why oh freakin why did I read a summary on the Smallville ffnet boards that smooshed:
Clark + Whitney=
Wait for it.
Clitney
That's right folks, the author announced the story pairing to the world as being Clitney.