While I don't mind name smooshings...

[explodedpen]

You know, like:

Mckay + Sheppard = McShep

Chair + Beckett = Checkett

But Smallville fandom, why oh freakin why did I read a summary on the Smallville ffnet boards that smooshed:

Clark + Whitney=

Wait for it.

Clitney

That's right folks, the author announced the story pairing to the world as being Clitney.